Mike Turner Meets the Wu: December 18th, 2010

So people are quick to say that Wu-Tang is irrelevant. Oh yeah? Well fuck you. Well I have a history with one of these dudes and if you know me, you know who, but I will not run down the history. So last night in the cold, I became a fan for a minute. You see, with this dude, me and him have always been cool where I do not even talk music with him. I talk to him like a normal ass dude and vice versa. So I seen dude over the Thanksgiving holiday and told him how I saw that him and the Clan was coming to town in December. He checked his I-Phone and said yeah and that I could bring a couple friends.
Say word?

Since I didn't have anybody particular that I wanted to come with me, I posted a message on Facebook and said that if anybody was interested in going with me to let me know. And oh boy, did it bring out the groupie bitches and goofy ass niggas. And I mean what I say. People who I don't talk to on a regular or broads who only have me as a friend because I'm friends with someone they know. Get the hell out of here. So eventually, my mind was made up and I let them know, "Don't invite nobody." Cool.
So I wait.
And I wait.
And I wait to hear back from my sister. She is the real person who has the connect with homeboy even though I know him.
I get e-mails and calls from the dudes and I'm like, I will let you know what's up when I find something out. I know they probably thought I was bull shitting. So yesterday comes and I go get fresh, just in case I do go to the concert. I hadn't heard from my sister, so I didn't know what was up.
Boom.
I get the text. My name is on the VIP. Say word?
So me and the dudes who were rolling with me drove to the place they were performing mad early. I didn't want no bull shit to go down and had to make sure I was on that list. I walk in the line were I was suppose to get my tickets.
"Mike Turner."
"I'm sorry, but your name isn't on the list."
Panic mode.
"What the fuck!" I think to myself.
So I call my sister and ask her what the deal is. She says she will call me back.

Interlude
One drink.
Two drinks.
Three drinks.

Ok. I'm nice now. So I call my sister back an hour later and said my name should be on the list now. Cool. So me and the dudes get back in the line and we try again.
"Mike Turner."
The guy looks down the list and I look down with him. "Sorry, but your..."
I interrupt him because I saw the nickname that everyone calls me and the emcee calls me.
"That's me right there, Michael J."
I show the dude my license and it's a good thing that I have Jr. on my license when I explained to him the J part.
Cool. We're in there now.
So we have to get in the line to now get into the State Theater now.
Cool. We in here.
The place is packed. Packed. There was a group on stage performing, but it wasn't Wu, so fuck em. All I am thinking now is, how am I going to get backstage. Before we got inside the theater, I had talked to a few people and they told me where I should be when the Clan's bus arrived.
Cool. We're in there. I think.
It's freezing outside. Cold as hell. One of the dudes who is with me is getting on my fucking nerves because he is trying to freestyle and is tripping all over himself. Trust me, his hanging pass has been revoked like shit. There were people outside, inside the smoking area, doing the same shit we were doing, waiting to see the Wu.
About two hours pass before we start seeing buses coming through. But by this time, Wu's opening act, La the Darkman was performing and a lot of the people in the smoking section had went inside. But right when the buses started pulling up, people made their way back outside. So the buses start to empty. Okay, no Wu-Tang, looks like a few weed carriers. While this one bus is emptying out, another bus pulls up. You can hear the people in the smoking section screaming, Wu, Wu." Me, i was being cool. Fuck all that yelling, I'm about to be backstage. I think.
So finally, the Wu start to come out the bus. First was Masta Killa. Okay. Cool. Then out comes Method Man. Cool. Finally, my dude, Inspektah Deck comes out the bus.
"Deck, Deck." I holler.
He comes over and gives me pound. I introduce him to my boys. One of my boys was acting cool while the other was in groupie mode. Deck tells the security to let me and my boys come through the gates. But what was funny was a few of the people on the side of me saying, "Come on, man. Say that you know me."
"Beat it, kid. I'm VIP, bitches" is what I wanted to say, but all I said was, "Man, get the fuck out here."
So we are now in the theater and all the Wu is walking right past us. I'm geeking. So I see them all walking up these steps with their entourage and other people who were outside with me. I'm wondering, damn, can I go up these steps. I did get invited back here by one of the rappers. So nervously, I began to creep with my boys right behind me. And as I get towards the back, I see some of the Clan in front of me. And guess what? I didn't act nervous. Nigga, I'm Mike mutha fuck'n Turner. What I look like getting nervous? So I walk though the crowd of wall huggers and dap up Ghostface. I'm like this, if I know one, I know all you niggas. So the one goofy nigga with me starts acting real dumb, real groupie like, asking if anybody had any weed. Since in my mind, homeboy was cut off, he could do what he wanted. I was hoping one of these niggas whooped his ass. So since Ghost is the closest, I ask him if I could get a picture with him. All the years that I have seen these dudes, I have never been this close to them in person besides Deck and Meth, but the Meth thing is another story. Somehow the groupie got in the picture.

Then Meth came and, boom, another picture. No groupie this time. I look mad from all the weed smoke in the air.

What the hell. Why not double my luck.

So it's about to be show time. A couple goofy white bitches are in the back, smoking weed from out an apple. The groupie dude I am with decides to go smoke with these broads while me and my boy leave. So I am going down stairs to watch the Wu perform and it's on the stage. Talking about cissed. Now I wasn't seen by the crowd, but I was actually on the stage. They tore it up also. I heard them go through a lot of their classic as well as a few solo shots. Good times. And my oh my what women will do to have sex with a rapper. I seen a couple of the weed carriers taking a few of the groupies back up the stairs, bang the chicks back out and come back down stairs like nothing happen. So after the show is over, the Clan goes back up stairs. So it's time to go back up stairs. Well that's what I thought. The security dude wasn't trying to let me back up the stairs. But someone saw the friction I had gotten into. Method Man saw the dude fucking with me and said,
"Yo, that's VIP, let him up."
Oh shit. This nigga remembered me. I'm the man.
Now I'm upstairs again, the groupie dude is the last thing on my mind. Me and my boy already X'ed homeboy out. I run across Deck and for some reason, I never go a pic with homeboy. He asked me why I didn't get a picture at Thanksgiving and I was like, that's different. I don't look at you like a rapper. But since the Clan is around, click.

Damn, that's little ass Raekwon? Deck, two for one.

I told Deck thanks for letting me come to the show and he said no prob. Dapped him up, told him I'll see him again since he is cool with my family and seeing him is nothing new. So let me try to link up with the rest of the Clan. Now mind you that all the Clan was there besides RZA. Yeah, U-God and Cappadonna was there also, but for real, I needed pictures with the main ones. Sorry. And it looked like Masta Killa's woman was with him and his kids. She must have been like, "Ain't none of these white groupie bitches fucking my man."
So everyone knows my favorite emcee is the GZA. And I had daped him up, told him peace and everything, but for some reason, this nigga made me nervous. But as the Clan was about to leave and I wasn't about to do the "Male Groupie" thing like ol' boy wanted to, it was time to end this shit right now and get my picture with GZA. So it's do or time. I notice GZA was scooping this chick who was obviously willing to give homeboy some pussy.
"Yo GZA, can I get a pic?

Night complete.

This Thing Called Patience

It's been a hectic year for your boy, Mike Turner. Not really, but really. I'm so ready to get back on my feet and I mean in a good way. If you have been checking out the Durty Truth, the funniest show on the net, you may know what I'm taking about. Dealing with my kid's mom, work, fake ass niggas and bitches. I know it can only get better. And trust me, it is getting there. A few days ago, I got my finger prints for this government job. (Ah, can you say set for life?) So I am waiting by the phone and checking my e-mail on a regular. Be patient, young man, be patient. I am trying to, but just like my cards the last time I played, I need this shit to flip to the right way. Since I am not a bad dude, I know it wasn't intended for bad things to happen to me. As much as I love to clown and joke around, all the lies these raggedy ass niggas and bitches (Sup, Big Most Wanted) then told on me, I have withstood all that shit and am still on my feet. So while I am part time down, you bitches ain't left a dent on me. I never reached my boiling point and am still the same negro I was before all this went down.
I FEEL SORRY FOR THOSE WHEN I GET BACK ON MY FEET.
Ya'll been warned.

Just Can't Stay Away

The words you are about to read are my thoughts and my thoughts alone. If you don't like it, there's a big ass X on the top right of your screen or on the left if you are using a Mac.

Lil' Wayne just got out of jail, T.I. just went back to jail (Dumb ass) and Gucci Maine, depending where you are reading is either in jail or out of jail. Now let's state the obvious, I have been said that rappers, not emcees, but rappers are the dumbest people in the world besides black football and basketball athletes.

Can I state this: Why do people act like rappers are political figures? I was reading a report on how people were lined outside, sleeping for hours, waiting for Lil' Wayne to get out of jail. Hello, this goulish looking nigga committed a crime. Why are people, fans, who this dude does not know personally, give a shit about this dude like this. When your family members are getting out of jail, where you camping out, waiting for them to get out? If you are, then this isn't for you. But if not, you should be a shame. Because my family, all the way to second cousin, will come first before any famous people.

Now let's talk about the shenanigans of Lil' Wayne. People are acting like this dude is the next second coming. If you look at it, you may have never realized dude even went to jail with all the videos and music he was putting out while he was gone. Didn't he just drop a new CD a few weeks ago. Now don't get it twisted, I will never and have never ever been a fan of this lil' boy, (And I say boy because men don't do half the shit these dumb ass niggas do) but in all honestly, I'm sick of people acting like this dude can rap. Hello. This dude wouldn't stand a chance against any of my ideals. (G. Rap, Rakim, Big Daddy Kane, GZA, Redman, etc.) But since we are in a different time, I'm considered a hater. To any of my critics, fuck you. And I read all the tweets of rappers saying, "Congratulations Wayne on being home." First of all, I hate reading these tweets. I hate tweeting period unless its the R&B singer. I'll get to tweeting another day, but you had people getting fired from their job in the jail, acting like damn fans instead of acting like they were suppose to. Not trying to be funny, I ain't getting fired from my job for nobody not even Halle Berry. (I don't think I would for her.)

Let's talk about T.I. Didn't this 100 pound tough talk killer just get out of jail a few months ago? wasn't the name of his upcoming CD called "King Uncaged?" I wonder what it's called now. First of all, you should have been committed for marrying Piglet from Winnie the Pooh. My fault, Tiny from Xscape. Every time I look at her, I just want a piece of bacon or think of some chitlins. But lets get back to the topic on hand. T.I or Tip or dumb ass as I would call you, you are an idiot. Not for marrying your wife without a ton of liquor in you or being legally considered blind, you are an idiot. You just got out of jail, have a record of being in and out of jail, and you still continue to do dumb stuff that the average person would be looked up for years. Clifford, do you like your asshole fooled with? You must. Because I'm not going to continue and continue and continue to do stupid shit that will cause me to be away from my kids and my woman. Now I understand being away from your wife, but with her being as ugly as she is, I would be around her than a bunch of strong face looking niggas. I'm sorry.

Now lets talk about Gucchi Man for a hot second. And I mean a hot second since I have never followed this man's career, never heard a full song from him, and thinks he is in the top 10 if not 5 worst rappers ever. (Sorry Dame) Now from what I read, either this dude is in jail or not. Now I know I heard that he just got released from jail a few month or maybe a few weeks. From what I'm hearing, homeboy is a junkie. Can somebody get this man some help? Who the hell is his manager? Where the fuck is his friends and family?

I'm not famous (Yet) in no way right now, but as long as I have family, friends (Real friends and not a bunch of niggas who come around when I get big) and common sense, I'm not going to continue to be a repeat offender. You stupid ass dudes and it's not just you three, are some idiots. And the people who make y'all seem like you are some world figures are some fools, too. These dudes aren't Malcolm X or Martin Luther King. These dudes aren't even Jesse Jackson. Stop acting like these dumb ass rappers are important people. They are rappers. Hear Me. RAPPERS. Not even good ones. Like Larry Fishbourne said in "School Dayz, " WAKE UP! And stop acting like the typical dumb ass celebrity. But then again, you might not want to listen to Larry. Look at the good job he did.

And This Is What You Want? (For the Women. I Think.)

Pictures tell a lot. And I mean a lot. For some reason, women are in love with men who like to walk around, dressing like women. Some of these men are rocking blouses, walk around with pocketbooks, rocking scarves in the summer. WHAT THE FUCK!!!! Is this is what is going on? How can I, a straight dressing man, make it into the Hollywood scene without be seen strange? Because apparently, if I dress how I dress, I'mma be considered an outkast. Now let me break down each one of these picture and you tell me if I am wrong for thinking "Normal." Because if this is normal, I'm damn near slow.


Chris Brown: Is it summer or winter? Are you hot or cold. And then this nigga has his pants rolled up in a fucking cuff. What straight man walks around dressed like this? I understand fashion, but if this is the case, I will never in my damn life need a fashion coordinator. Never!



Usher: This mutha fucka looks like Janet Jackson from her "Rhythm Nation" days. Is that a silk blouse this nigga has on? Not only that, this bitch is rocking glasses only a woman should wear. I'm sorry, but men are not suppose to wear big ass glasses.


Ne-Yo: There were plenty of pictures floating around on this fruit cake, but this one right here says enough in itself. The way the nigga is structuring his mouth alone is enough to check his manhood.


Puff Daddy: A kilt? Really. A kilt? Back in 97, Wendy Williams and a lot of people were questioning this dude's sexuality, but shit like this confirms it. And the nigga has bitch boots on.


Drake: A damn denim jacket? They have plenty of other pictures going around with this dudes lips perched for a kiss, but if I can, I will post a video of his infatuation with Lil' Wayne where he damn near bust a nut and rubs his nipples.


Kanye West: This nigga right here has had TOO many moments where he was acting like a bitch, doing woman shit. The picture alone damn near confirms it. Shit, do I have to say look at the dudes in his entourage? Do I have to say look at the man bags, the hot ass red coat, the tight pants? C'mon now. Did you believe him going with that bald headed white girl was for real? And then get this. Out of all the women who could have put a front on for, he gets a chick with no hair. NONE!

VH'1's coons: These fruit cakes don't need no explanation. The picture tell enough.

Okay. I'm done judging dudes and the shit they wear. But like I have said, on here and on the Durty Truth, some shit has to change. Too much bull shit is going on and straight men ain't getting enough credit because they dress like men. Now I am sorry if I am not into fashion. But if this is fashion, call me straight. What woman wants to be with a man that they have to worry about this dude wearing her clothes. I'm sorry. But you will not catch me in nothing I wouldn't wear when I didn't have money. Even though we are in a different generation, this shit above me has to stop. Too much fruity shit going on that people call fashion. So am I wrong for wearing clothes my size?

I Think I Found My Counter Part

People who know me will call me an ignorant person. I don't call it being ignorant, I call it being honest and how I see it. So what if I come across harsh and rude. Would you rather me lie? What you get on the Durty Truth radio show is how you will get me in person. Piss me off that is.

Anybody who knows me will tell you I am into hip hop HARD!!! Real hard. I follow that and I also follow the bull shit that I see in the media as well. Shit, I have to have something to talk about in my free time. But the other day while browsing the internet, I ran into the female counter part of myself. It was like God created a female version of me. The woman who I am referring to goes by the name of Cadillac Kimbery. She's a comedian from Atlanta, GA and after watching one of her videos on her telling it how it is about entertainers, I went back and watched all of her videos. You talking about a nigga laughing. Jesus Christ! And I thought I was bad. But after watching it, it gave me an idea. Hmmmmm. Something my boy Mr. Lex told me months ago I should do. Check out some of her videos.





Picture me doing shit like this!!!

I Love You

Abuse is not and will not ever be cool. I'm writing this because a close female friend of mines is going through some things that I want to touch up on and I just want to inform women to leave once it happens. Not when it happens again, but right away.

Now there are two types of abuse I have heard in my life, physical and verbal. Coming up, I use to witness physical abuse in my house a lot. I had seen it so much, it was a common thing. I never got use to it, but I knew what I was seeing was not right at all. I was too young to know what happen, but all I know was I did not like seeing my mother and father fighting all night long. I don't want people to think it was a one way street, but my mom could always hold her own. But I always knew it wasn't right to see my father striking my mother and vice versa. That's one thing I can say I never liked about my father coming up and would never agree with, whatever was the cause of it.

I always heard that when a man sees his father abusing women, they will most likely end up doing the same thing. Well let me say that statement is total bull shit! As angry as I have been over the years with females I have dealt with, I have never stroke a female. Now I can admit that I have grabbed them to let them know, "Leave me alone", but have I ever left a mark on a woman? No. That has never been me. I can actually control my anger. But one thing I can say is when I say I want to be left alone, I want to be left alone. I can admit that I am more of a verbal abuser than anything. My words cut. And I mean deep. But one thing that a lot of people do not know about me, I will never be the one to start an argument. I guess what I am saying is every man that has witnessed abuse at a young age will not follow in their father's footsteps. In no way am I condoning verbal abuse and some people react in different ways, but everybody has a boiling point. Some women know how to push it, some men know how to ignore it, some men turn violently. The thing is, all three of these things are wrong.

Women and I say women because it is more women who will push a man to turn into violence, you know what to say to piss men off. Regardless if you joke about the size of their penis or what they are doing and not doing, you know the exact words to make your man snap. In know way am I saying it is cool for men to react to what you say to them, but women must learn what to say and what not to say. If you have been around a man long enough to know his tendencies, you should already know what words might push his buttons.. Now I can admit that it takes a lot to push my buttons, but one word is off topic with me; my kids. Do not and I mean do not say anything that has anything to do with my three kids. No, I will not physically hit a female if they say something that is suppose to hurt my feelings when it comes to them, but just know that my words are piercing and you better make sure you are perfect. No, I do not justify that, but that right there is my tipping point. Men, I know it is hard not to react, but if it was a man, would you jump in his face?

My close friend told me that she was abused by her ex more than once and all I can ask is why? Why did you allow it more than once? Because I look at it like this. If a man hits you once and you stay, he will always feel like he can hit you again. And again and again. One time should be enough. Shit, it should never happen in the first place to be honest with you. And the more and more I hear about the abuse my friend has taken over the years, the more and more I stare at this dudes pictures and realize when I see him, it's going to take a lot for me not to put this size 12 across his ass. Real talk. Women, do not let these sorry ass dudes think that you can become their personal punching bag. Leave, regardless of how good he might be piping you down. Because somewhere out there is a man who can lay the pipe down good and will not lay his hands down hard.

I can admit that recently, I got into an altercation and the results was not something to talk about or brag about. I let my anger and her words get the best of me. No, I didn't strike her, but what I wanted to do and almost committed was not cool at all and I have to live with the results of what happen. Men, it's time to become men and treat women like you want someone to treat your mother, sister, or daughter. Because there are five women I will go to jail over if anybody puts a hand on them, not including my female friends, cousins and aunts, etc, my mom, my three sisters and especially my daughter. Now even though my mom and sisters are known to handle their own, they are still women. When it comes to my daughter, I really do not even want to talk about that. That is how much my daughter means to me. Now I know eventually I will add another female to that list (To whoever becomes my woman), but it is in no way cool for men to beat on women.

There might be only one way I can condone a man putting his hands on a woman. If you are trying to kill me or you have a weapon, all bets are off. Now I'm not going to say I will beat you senseless, but I will do whatever I have to do to protect myself.

Men, if you really want to beat on something, beat your meat. Abuse that. If you really want to get tough, get tough with someone who can go toe to toe with you. But to do it with a woman that you say I love you to is not and never will be cool.

Think about it.

A Whole Lot of Bitching Going On (The Sports Edition)

Last night around 10 something at night, I got some bad news. And I mean very bad news.

vs with looking on. Ain't that a bitch! Now, I would think people know I am a huge boxing fan and if you listen to the very 1st full episode of the Durty Truth in January. Yes, January http://www.blogtalkradio.com/durtytruth/2010/01/14/the-durty-truth, you will know I am a boxing fan. Back in January, there was talk about Mayweather vs Pacquiao, but even then, that fight was falling apart. But then in May, there was talk again about these two fighting again. YES!!!! Pacquiao agreed to taking the test that everybody thought he was dodging and November the 13th was going to be the date set if both parties agreed. Oh shit! Me and my partners were hyped. It was actually going to go down.

And then, here came the bull shit. There was talk of Mayweather's uncle, Roger, possibly going to jail for beating the breaks off of his boxing girl friend, Mellisa Vil. So what was being said is Floyd was going to sign to fight unless his uncle was training in his corner. Now I can't knock him for that. But, and I mean a big ass but, for 40 million dollars, I don't give a got damn who is training me. I understand that Mayweather is undefeated and has a legacy to live up to, but for that amount of money, I'll take a L if I lost. And if I'm the one fighting, I should already know how to fight. Man, get your damn daddy to train you. You are the one in the ring fighting.

So after all this talk of the fight being called off, Bob Arum set a time clock for Mayweather to sign the fight with Pacquiao. Time went by and the fight wasn't signed. Mayweather nor his people were speaking on the matter. So after the deadline wasn't set, Mayweather's people finally spoke and said no agreement was even mentioned. People had doubts. Shit, I had doubts. Called off again is all I thought. Then, the name of Cotto and Margarito came up for Pacquiao's next opponents. Now if you saw Pacquiao vs Cotto I, I don't even know why they would even want to see a part II.

Then there was talk about Pacquiao vs Margarito. If anybody remember the last time of hearing about Margarito, he was caught illegally wrapping his hands and this is what happen.

So who the fuck wants to see Pacquiao fight either one of these fighter. For real, if he doesn't fight Mayweather, he needs to fight that gave him hell twice.

So like I said, after last night, people are going to have to see Pacquiao vs Margarito. As a fan, I am not even excited about this bullshit fight. Not at all. Now I am starting to believe Mayweather's people's of the fight not even being offered. Why? This about it. Both Pacquiao and Margarito are signed under Bob Arum. Margarito is practically banished from boxing because of them illegal hand wrap thing. So to me, this fight is to put Margarito back in the lime life. Nobody wants to see his cheating ass box anymore. So what other way to revive his career? I am starting to see why UFC is taking over boxing. Because boxer's egos are fucking up everything. Check out Gametyme Radio with your boy on there and see what I'm talking about. http://www.blogtalkradio.com/itsgametyme/2010/07/18/gametyme
So once again, this is a big damage to boxing. So November 13th will just be another date to me. Damn you, Bob Arum!

How Can I?

My boy Dame, aka, Ill Aim wrote this article a few days ago.
http://randomill.wordpress.com/
Check it out if you can and support good reading. But on my way home today, I actually listened to Rick Ross' CD, Teflon Don and I must admit, I was impressed. Was it the beats? Was it the C.O's lyrics? Who knows. But I can honestly say that after listening to the CD, I would listen to it again and would put some of his songs on a mix if I make one. Now all my long time friends will say, "What the fuck, Turner!" Trust me, Dame himself said I can't comment on his Gucci Maine fanfare, but I think I can. Cause Gucci sucks! Bad! Now don't get me wrong, I will never in my life put this dude in the same category as say M.O.P. or no shit like that, but past his lying ass past, the dude isn't that bad. Like I said, maybe it's the beats, but he isn't as bad as I thought. So I can say people, as hard as it might sound coming from me, go peep his album. Peace.

The Durty Truth

As you people know, I am apart of a radio gig every Wednesday night and our show is the realest shit out there that you might hear. Not even might hear, will hear. But we have been doing the show for close to five or six months now. We have a hell of a cast with our own personality. We have Lex Luther http://www.redlightsextion.blogspot.com/, we have our Durty Truth Ladies, Tickles and Quit Playin' http://www.dtladiesroom.blogspot.com/?zx=ce91e6e7a333e62 and my brother in arms, Most Wanted. http://dtmostwanted.blogspot.com/?zx=b41f1b8a0d607d23 We also have our own home page. http://durtytruth.blogspot.com/ We have a good following and are trying to expand. We also have our affiliate shows who are down with us, Gametyme Sports. http://itisgametyme.blogspot.com/ And my homeboy, TFOX is the one who provided the intro. http://www.amazon.com/The-Great-Junction/dp/B003G6Q4IC/ref=sr_1_2?ie=UTF8&s=dmusic&qid=1279115632&sr=8-2-catcorr

My boy Lex is running a lot of stuff at the time and is taking a break for a short time and guess who is hosting the show? Your boy. If you heard the show two weeks ago, http://www.blogtalkradio.com/durtytruth/2010/07/01/durty-truth you already know how I get down. So I want everybody to come and support the show, our websites, support our family, and everybody that is down with the show. Much love and continue to support the real.

The New Turner Continues.....

It's been a few days since I last wrote. (I will try to write more often than take these breaks I have been doing.) But I am actually feeling a lot better. I have family here and have been talking to the person who I was talking about left out of my life. Well for anybody who doesn't know who I am talking about, tough. If you know me, follow the Durty Truth every Wednesday night at 10 PM (Plugging the show), then you may know what I'm talking about. But my agenda now is what if I do let this person back in my life. I have family and friends who say let it go and things like that. But yo, it is easier said than done, especially when there are other people involved in the situation. But for some of these people who have made comments to me, you have some damn nerve. People make mistakes in life and some of you all have made a lot. And one thing about me, when you were making mistakes, I never got involved in your mess because it is your life. Now what people can do is suggest things to me. But to say what I better not do? Are you crazy? Because when certain people were dealing with individuals that weren't on their level, I let you make your own decision. When people were telling me about them messing with no good niggas, I just listened and thought, "Damn, they are dumb." So just let me be dumb about my decisions. Hopefully, I am not dumb and what I need to work on will work out for the best. So hopefully on my next post, I will have better news. Matter of fact, by the time I write again, I will be back to normal, rather they are in my life or not. Cause shit, I got faces I need to put a smile on.

New Turner

The past weeks days have been hectic for Mr. Turner. A reality check has hit me right in the face. First of all, let me tell you, love your family and make sure you let them know that. Yesterday, I almost watched a relative die right in front of me. I actually think he was dead for two minutes. Eyes rolled in the back of his head, not breathing. I have no problem that I actually cried yesterday. But I am happy to say that he is doing fine now and the Lord wasn't ready to take him.
I also learned over these few days that sometimes you have to let people from your past go. As much as you may want things to work out, you just have to let people go. Right now, I am going through a hard time in my life. Some one who was close to me is officially gone and it is finally time for both of us to move on. No, for once, I will not dog whoever I am talking about because I cared too much for this person to dog. Watching my loved one almost die made me realize a lot. I honestly wish nothing but the best for this person and hopes they find everything they are looking for in life. Now I will admit it will take me some time to readjusting without this person around, but time heals all and it is time for me to get back to the old Mike, before I had kids. Now don't get me wrong, my kids will still and always will be my first priority. But I have to get my life back.
One love to my Durty Truth family, the callers, my friends and family and especially, my three beautiful kids.

My Thoughts and Beliefs

The other night, I had a dream that made me realize how much I love my life, the people around me, and my family. People who know me know I'm more intelligent than I may act and I really do have a heart. But hey, I show it when I have to. Now before I tell you about the dream, let me first tell you I am not the most political person in the world. Somethings, I just don't give a damn about. But somethings, I do take to heart. With that being said, let me tell you about the dream and what the dream meant to me. The dream was about abortions for some reason. Don't ask me why me, a man, would be dreaming about something like this when I have three children and I never asked a girl or woman to have one.

So what's my beliefs on this subject? What does Mr. Ignorant himself think about women who have abortions? Let me first say that I love my life and regardless of what is going on in the world, I am alive. Proud of it. I have the people I love and there is too much more things for me to conquer. The radio show and my blog is just the beginning. I got my kids, my woman, my family, my friends. Man, I'm good. I have lived on this Earth to experience things. I have learned a lot and have even been wrong a number of times. But I'm alive and able to talk about it.

I never believed in abortions. And the more I slept and thought about this subject, the angrier I get mad when I think of people who have had them. To me, there are only two reasons for women to have abortions.
1. Being sexually molested.
2. Being raped.
Those are the only two things that will slide with me. Those two things, women can’t help. Regardless how much I do not agree with abortions, I don't think women should have to deal with the entire process of being pregnant when it was never intended. I also think rapist and molesters are the worst pieces of shit on Earth, right next to people who do harm to kids and elderly people. Right next to killers.

So since when a woman has an abortion, do you rank them as the same kind of killer who kills people for no general reason? I mean, you could; they are killing an unborn child who will never get to chance to experience life, never got a chance to take one breathe. Think about it. You are a grown woman. You have had the opportunity to go through life, do numerous things. So why take the life of an unborn child? Oh, I get it. You don’t like the man who got you pregnant. Or you fucked up because you had a man and now you might have to explain to him what happen. Or you thought the man pulled out on time. Or that you were on the pill or patch and something went wrong. So pick which one you fit into. Because honestly, none of these sits well with me. I look at it like this, when you lay down and cock your legs open, you know the possibilities of what may happen. Some women say, “Oh, I can’t stand the man who got me pregnant.” Well bitch, you should have gotten to know the man you just had sex with. Any woman I have ever had something serious with, I told her plain as day, you have a baby with me, you are stuck with me. Not saying we had to be in a relationship, but I was going to be in my kid’s life regardless if they liked it or not. Women must understand that it is up to them to say no to sex. And it is not right for to take a child’s life because you wanted to get your rocks off. I would rather you give a kid up for adoption than kill them. Shit, I would rather you struggle to take care of the baby rather than kill them. Do you like living? Do you like waking up every morning, knowing that you are still here? Give that unborn child the same opportunity your mother gave you. And women, if you have a man in your life who would rather take care of the baby than have you abort them, give that man the baby. True indeed, the man doesn’t have to go through the pregnancy, but for eighteen years, he will take care of that child that you two conceived together. Women who abort babies are worst than dead beat ass dads to me. Stop having sex if you can’t deal with what the consequences.

On a side note, if you really don’t want babies, learn to swallow. There’s a saying, real women swallow. Well here’s another saying. Real mothers take care of what they made instead of killing them.

What the Hell?

KFC, you have really done it.


A fucking hamburger made out of chicken? I'm not a health nut and am not going to get into the calories thing, but c'mon now. What kind of gross, nasty shit is this? Who the hell came up with the brilliant idea of, "Let's get rid of the bread and slap some cheese and bacon between two pieces of chicken. Now that I think about it, who eats bacon and cheese with their chicken to begin with? Sow get the chicken and the pork. Where's the beef?

Some Think I'm Crazy!

In the dictionary, Bipolar disorder means an affective disorder characterized by periods of mania alternating with periods of depression, usually interspersed with relatively long intervals of normal mood.

I'm starting to think a majority of women suffer from this disease. Some women will say they have emotional problems. Most men will beg to differ. Or maybe it seems like I choose women in my life who have this disease.
Let me tell you a little something about Mike Turner. Mr. Turner is the same way 24/7. He likes to laugh, joke around, be serious when needed, take care of his kids. Piss him off and then it's trouble. Read the words: PISS HIM OFF! If you follow the radio show, he has been the same guy since the first episode.
So why did I just give a short intermission about myself? Because apparently, there is nothing wrong with me. But with women, not all, but some, are so fucked up in the head, it kills me. One minute, you can be fine as all hell. Your day is going good and at the snap of a finger, you decide to flick off, say what you want to to your mate and the next second later, hug up on your mate like nothing even happen.
WHAT THE FUCK?
Wasn't I just a second ago a worthless, small dick, black bastard, but now you want to hug up on me? Didn't you say how my sex isn't good, but then you want to jump my bones? Didn't you just tell me you don't need shit from me and how you can do better by yourself and the next second, you ask me for a favor?
MAKE UP YOUR MIND! Either I'm the shit or I'm not shit.
It seems like most bipolar women also like to only tell one side of the story. What I mean by that is by the time I get in a woman's face, I'm the worst piece of shit in the world. The scum of the earth as they call it. Because this bitch, I mean woman, has told their friends every negative thing about their man, but failed to tell them the entire truth.

My man called me a bitch.
Well, were you acting bitchy?

My man jumped in my face.
Did you say some real fucked up shit for him to do that?

For real, ask yourself these questions before you go off and make who you are with a bad guy. Because a man can't argue with himself. I'm sure there is something that was said for him to go off like that. To me, it seems like a lot of women have a crazy ticker in their mind that winds down and when they hear that buzz, they flick. And after they are done flicking, they expect men not to say anything.
WHAT THE FUCK!
I'm what? I ain't shit? Oh, for real? These are some of the things men have to say once your flicking is done. And then after you realize what you have done, then men have to say,
You don't have to apologize to me.
Man, whatever.
Or that punk shit,
I forgive you.

Men, man the fuck up! If you didn't do anything for your woman to go off on you, stand your ground and don't take that shit. If a woman is good enough to say hurtful words, make sure that broad has a good enough backbone to take whatever you say out your mouth. If you continue to let your woman's bipolarerness get to you, contact me. I promise you will have a slick mouth to respond and stand up for yourself. Nothing is better than making someone say sorry. Saying sorry means you win, enough said. I'm not saying sorry solves everything, but know that you're the winner. Case closed.
Bipolar disorder to Mike Turner means you're crazy! Get that shit diagnosed.

Back to Where I Belong

I'm sorry for the long delay, but I had to get a few things straightened out. Even though even thing isn't taken care of, I gotta get back on with the show. Well I hope by now some of you know me from the radio show, The Durty Truth. If not, fuck you, check the show out every Wednesday night at 10. So what's going on with me you may ask? Well, starting in a few weeks, Mr. Turner is headed back to school. Yep, gotta get this degree. Mr. Turner and his peoples is trying to get it popping. Some times wish I would have got my degree years ago, but if I would have, all the pussy I got over the year might have not went down. Sorry! Plus, I might not have my three beautiful kids I have now. It's better late than never, right?
The radio show is going good. Besides a few bull shit niggas and bull shit bitches, the show is onto a good start. I think if you listen to the show, you may know what I'm talking about. I can't even front, Wednesday nights is my favorite time of the week. You may have heard about another show who might be biting our shit, my shit. But if you are, I'm not going to wait to the vent session. FUCK YOU, PAY ME! Mr. Turner wants his money. I understand some of the stuff I might say may be funny as hell, BUT STOP BITING MY SHIT!
My homeboy, TFox, album came out last week. If you didn't cop it and you're a suppose friend of mines and his, a big middle finger goes to you!
Turner has returned......

What More Can I Say?

Been trying to tell y'all this bird can't sing.

Waiting For February 23rd!

I got some great news yesterday. My homeboy, T.Fox's album, The Great Junction, will be coming out February 23. You hear me. FEBRUARY 23RD!. Be there or be a square, square!


T. Fox & Mike Turner.

Real (Real)ity

Reality television is a trip. Especially when it comes to famous people. Now a days, famous people are allowing the cameras to “quote, quote” come into their house and film their life. Is it me or does all the shit seemed scripted? I can only go on with what I see because I don’t watch the bull shit such as Ray-J or duck sounding Fantasia. I couldn’t watch the crack head couple of the decade, Whitney Houston and Bobby Brown and I was never a fan of Run D.M.C. Salt ‘N’ Pepa been past their prime, but Flavor Flav? Well I guess that was my guilty pleasure right there. But for the other shows, I have never seen a full episode of any of them but I have skimmed through some of them.
Let me start with the obvious, these shows are not real. Let’s take Flavor Flav and Ray-J for instance. These niggas are rich. Why must they go on tv and make a complete ass out of themselves? I’ll take Flavor Flav for a minute. Even as black and ugly and crackish as he looks, even this clown doesn’t have to go on tv to get a woman. C’mon now. 20 bitches fighting for a piece of shit that puts clothes on? Flavor Flav, not Chuck D. And as much as I sat back and laughed my ass off at this fool, I know it couldn’t be real. Half these birds didn’t even know who the hell he was. And what the fuck is up with all these reality dating shows making these dumb ass girls doing events and shit just to win a date? How fucking dumb is this? Now let’s move to Ray-J for one quick moment. One quick one because this dude is corny as fuck. Him and all his cronies sound and look like a bunch of faggots. “She smashed the homies.” Who the fuck says that! Really? Who says that shit? That’s it on him.
So you’re trying to tell me you need a second and third season to find love?
I was skipping through the channels today and saw that now, Fantasia has a show on VH-1. (Warning: VH-1 is where you go when your career is over and you want to get exploited as some NIGGAS!) So I’m looking at this shit and I see that Fantasia has damn near her entire family living with her and her (TROUBLED) brother lives in the outhouse or some shit. Big auntie goes to speak to him about him shaping up and as the camera rolls, he show how much of an ignorant nigga he is on tv.
Why God, why? Why do you subject black people to make a fool out of themselves on tv? You had Whitney walking around doped up (I did watch a few episodes of this), you got Michael’s brothers making money off of his death. Because honestly, who gave a fuck about the other four brothers? You got Run and Snoop trying to act like the Cosby show. Now how come they never showed Snoop rolling a joint and getting high? If you want a real reality show, hide the camera’s and don’t tell the people your filming them. That’s when you’re going to see real life.
Keyshia Cole’s reality show is real. Her mom is the only thing I have to say. But since they act too much like fools, I couldn’t even watch that show.
Monica’s career is over, Pepa’s career is over. Who else has a show coming out? I guarantee that Chris Brown will have a show soon. But these two clowns right here is the reason why I say these shows are scripted.

If these faggots can make you believe that they can get women, I guess anybody can get a show.

I'm on my Facebook Shit!

I’m like all the others, Facebook is becoming addicting to me. No, I don’t have hundreds of friends and no, I’m not on there trying to get some pussy. It’s just cool to see what people I haven’t heard from or seen in years are up to. It’s also funny seeing how some people are just as damn corny as they were years ago.
Now I then done a major change since high school and middle school. I then gained weight like a mutha fucka and I gained confident. Cause see, back then, I was bony and didn’t have the confidence and as cocky as I am now. Cause nigga, I am the shit and any bitch that says I ain’t might be a dike! Come fuck with me. But you know what’s funny? Some of the dudes and girls that thought they were the shit actually look like shit. Got damn! Funny how time flies. Some of the same girls I wanted to slide meat up in then ate a bunch of meat, with potatoes, corn, bread, all that shit. And the dudes? I don’t judge no men or no shit like that, but I guess I got the last laugh for all the niggas who use to fuck with me. Because some of you niggas look through. A few fat fucks, a few dope feens here and there.
I notice how some people who are on Facebook have thousands of friends. Now I understand if you’re famous and you have fans, but just because I say hi to you doesn’t mean we cool. Just because your boy friend or girl friend is cool with me does not mean we have to be cool. I had a chick who wanted me to add her just because we had two mutual friends, one being her man. Get the hell out of here! If I don’t really know you and you’re not cool with any of my family members, I’m not going to add you just so you can get your number count up. Get the hell out of here. Everybody on my page is people I know personally. People I then either hung around, talked to, family member, tapped, etc. You get the point?
I sometimes laugh at the shit I see on Facebook. I’m a fan of this and I’m a fan that. If you want to become a fan, BECOME OF FAN OF THE DURTY TRUTH! And don’t just be a fan, listen to the damn show. I wish I would be a fan of something that I really don’t support. I’m a fan of Crabs, Hip Hop, my fam, and that’s it. I support my boy, T. Fox. I support this girl group out of Cali called Double Up. I support people I know!
To you cornballs who post all that dumb, gay shit, cut it out. For you people who aren’t funny in person, but try to be funny over the computer, quit. To all you people who make yourself out to be something you’re not, people know the truth. I’m Turner, have been Turner since my birth. Be yourself. Don’t let this Facebook shit fool you. Shout outs to my Durty Truth Family, Mr. Lex, Tiff, Most Wanted, Mo, and Pezzy. Support the show every Wednesday at 10 P.M.
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We Want That Number One Spot!

The Durty Truth Show is the 16th most popular show out of 69 relationship shows on blog talk radio.... not a bad start for only having 1 show so far. Thanks for the support from the listeners & callers keep tuning in its only going 2 get better!!!! I'm aiming 4 that #1 spot - Lex...

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These Are My Heroes

First of all, a big fat fuck you to MTV. This morning, I learned that another one of my musical icons had passed away, Teddy Pendergrass. It was all over the internet and news and I think he got the press he deserved. But I noticed MTV hasn't said shit about his death. So fuck MTV. That station isn't really for black people anyways.
It seems like every year, the people who I listened to coming up as a child, the same people my parents was probably fucking to, has passed away. Cause see, I was a Teddy Pendergrass and so many other of these legends when I was younger. Now I know the music I listened to was from the past, but that was classic music. I was a Teddy fan, plus a Harold Melvin & the Blue Notes fan. A lot of people need to know their history on the men and women.
Barry White, Isaac Hayes, Luther Vandross, Curtis Mayfield, James Brown, Marvin Gaye, Rick, James, Michael Jackson Ray Charles, etc. I'm a big fan of the 60's and 70's. I think music may run in my blood. And it really does bother me that certain artist don't get the shine that other artist get. Now I understand why Michael Jackson got the praise that he got. Regardless if you like him or not, there will never be another artist like him. But got damn it, if Prince don't get close to the same appreciation, something ain't right. He probably won't though since he was considered nasty. But him and the others I mentioned above made classic love music. I'd rather listen to these artist, plus the likes of the Isley Brothers, Minnie Ripperton, Smokey Robinson, Aretha Franklin, Stevie Wonder, L.T.D, etc. then the bullshit they have out now. (Trey Songs, Rhianna, Ciara, Pretty fucking Ricky) Soul music is slowly disappearing. Not too many artist have soul anymore. Anytime I hear about a legend dying, more soul leaves with their soul. Rest in peace, Teddy P. Your legacy will live on, regardless if MTV gives you your dues.

March 26, 1950 – January 13, 2010

40 Million and You Don't Want to Fight?

I'm pissed. PISSED! I'm a big boxing fan. Real big. But not as big as this one dude I know who all he talks about is boxing. But I'm a big boxing fan. And as a fan, I was waiting for March 13th, 2010 for a fight that everybody has been wanting to see: Floyd "Money" Mayweather vs Manny Pacquiao. Boy, niggas was pressed to watch this shit. I know I was. Two of the biggest stars right now were about to get it on in the ring. And then, shit falls apart. Ain't that a bitch! All because one, Mayweather for some reason wants Pacquiao to take certain test and two, Pac doesn't want to take the test. Now I'm going to look at it at both man's point of view. Did I mention that theses men will make up to 20 million dollars guaranteed money? So with that being said, man, fuck their sides. Because honestly, for that amount of money, there shouldn't be any bitching or complaining about anything. For 20 million dollars, you can put a swab up my ass to see if I'm taken anything abnormal. Shit, when you go get a check up pass the age of thirty, you're going to get that treatment for less than one hundred dollars. Why not be filthy rich for a treatment most men are going to get anyways. Pacquiao, needles? Needles? Are you kidding me. All them damn tattoos and you want to complain about needles? Mayweather, 40-0 and you never asked for this kind of test for any other man, but now you want to? Now in some weighs, I agree with Mayweather because the heavier you get, you're not going to be the same fighter you were when you fought at a smaller weight class. For the people who aren't familiar with Manny, homeboy started out fighting at 108 and is now fighting and beating the shit out of 140 pound fighters. But for 20 million, I'll take my chances and fight. If he gets caught cheating, it will come out eventually. Look at Mark McGuire. He didn't even get caught, but told on himself like this was the Cosby Show. So now that the fight is called off, Manny will be fighting Joshua Clottey. And you know how much Clottey is making? Probably 2 million dollars. and do you think he's complaining or wanting homeboy to take test? Fuck no. He just wants that money to fight up to 36 minutes or less. I can lost for 20 million. I understand nobody wants to lose, but for 20 mil, I don't think my pride will be that bad, especially if I think I can win. So to Mayweather and Pacquiao, fuck the two of you for messing this fight up. Pac, I hope and got money on Clottey to beat your ass. I would definitely be more scared than a big foreheaded African than some damn needles.(But I'm a Clottey fan, so kill that raciest shit.)

Beat the Black Into Her

I think it's obvious that I think Rihanna is talentless. The bitch can't sing. Regardless how you look at it, the girl can not hit a note even if her life depended on it. I don't see what the big hype is about this bird to begin with. She looks like a mosquito.
But I can say this. Chris Brown beating her ass is what got black people to accept her ass. Think about it. And I want you to be real with me. When you think of this girl, you think of a pop artist. She's nowhere on Mary's level, nowhere on Beyonce's level, nowhere on Alicia's level. Shit, she can't even hold a note to Ciara and Lord knows she can't sing. But ever since this beating Chris gave her, black people are finally accepting this girl. For some reason, Jay-Z is co-signing this chick. I personally think it's because she's high yellow. Because I know he really don't think this girl can since after hearing his wife. Everywhere you look, you see this girl. Since the beating, she's been acting like a straight up trick. Watch the Jay-Z video with her and gay ass Kanye. Because Pon De Replay wasn't doing or looking like this shit.

Ask yourself, did you really like Umbrella? Or was it because Jay-Z was in it? Or was it because it was catchy?
Now Chris, I have to ask you, why? Why did you beat the popularity into her? True indeed, she might have been getting popular on her own due to that shit she did with T.I, but you put this girl on the map. And I'm sick of seeing this bitch. Honestly. And while I'm at it, take them silly ass glasses off!
But I blame your punk, yellow ass on her who assistance now. You may not have a career anymore, but you have let this butt naked hoe loose and people are tired of hearing her voice and seeing her face. If she had an ounce of talent, I wouldn't trip. But since she has no talent and I still haven't found one song of this girls to like, you are at fault. But hey, you did kill your career, so I guess I can live with that.

New Radio Show: The Dirty Truth

Wednesday, January 13th will be the first taping off me and a couple of my partners radio show. Stay tuned.

Dear Hip Hop

Yo Hip Hop,
Thanks again for not living up to your potential this year. Another shitty year (That's about 9 and counting) and I'm continuing to see that things may never get better. The south is still running shit and I'm not even talking about the good south. You still have these gold fronts, non-lyrics, dope feen looking monsters trying to rap. And what gets me is people have finally accepted this foolishness. I'm starting to feel like my parents when disco was coming to an end because I damn sure feel like hip hop is.
Hip hop, even some of the people I use to listen to have falling flat and are trying to keep up with todays market. The whole Auto tune bullshit. People who if they stuck to the script with how they use to rhyme, would still be tolerable to listen to.



(You really can't say much about the guy above me. After the coonery this clown has done over the past few years, what can you expect from Lil' Wayne's father!)
Hip hop, you have grown ass mean walking around in these tight ass pants. You have these men recording everything and putting it on the enternet, (I know it's internet,but its entertainment over the net for you idiots who consume) grown men who have kids and families still talking about busting caps and fighting. I look at it like this, if you have to show a gun 24/7, your knuckle game is suspect. And what the fuck is twitter? People having time to get on the computer and report what their doing on a daily. And then begging people to follow them. If you're rapping, you don't have time to worry about that shit.
Fuck you, hip hop. You have made it okay for bumb ass rappers like Souljha Boy, Gucchi Mane, Jim Jones, Nicki Manaj, Drake, Triple C's, Baby, etc to think they are the shit.
Hip hop, you have had my hopes up for some artist dropping this year only to be disappointed with shit. (Rakim, Busta Rhyme, Jay-Z) You had Maino who came out on a Cormega LP 1st single be "Hi Hater?"
Hip Hop, real emcess with good albums can't catch a break for shit. (Skyzoo, Torae & Marco Polo, A.G & O.C, KRS-One & Buckshot)
So hip hop, I think it may finally time to leave you alone for a little while. I'mma have to listen to the old days when shit was good. Maybe I'm just getting older, some call me a bitter old man. But if my hearing is the same and I can call shit shit because even when you were doing good, you still had a few sucka emcess who I thought was wack. (Hammer, Young MC, Tone Loc)
Hip Hop, I'll admit, you had a few decent albums to come out this year, but your wack shit overcame all that. You need to stop acting like WWF and get back to making some good music.
Sincerely yours,
Mike Turner

P.S: I was watching a documentary on Big Pun the other day and if you fucking rappers can't take a day off to stop acting like rappers and get rid of the doo-rags and chains and shit for a funeral, you need a reality check. Niggas who never had shit is the worst.

My top ten Albums and Weed Coasters of the Year that I (Mike Turner) have heard in no particular order.

Top Ten "Get This Shit Out of Here"

10. Fabulous: Loso's Way

9. Fat Joe: J.O.S.E. 2

8. Queen Latifah: Persona

7. Rakim: Seventh Seal

6. Jadakiss: The Last Kiss

5. Maino: If Tomorrow Comes

4. Jim Jones: Pray IV Reign

3. Busta Rhymes: Back on My Bullshit

2. AZ: Legendary

1. Jay-Z: The Blue Print 3


Top Ten
10. MF Doom: Born Like This

9. Sadat X: Brand New Bein'

8. Marco Polo & Torae: Double Barrell

7. Wu-Tang Clan: Chamber Music

6. Raekwon: Built 4 Cuban Links II

5. Ghostface Killah: Ghostdini: Wizard of Poetry in Emerald City

4. Skyzoo: The Salvation

3. KRS-One & Buckshot: Survival Skills

2. M.O.P: Foundation

1. Cormega: Born and Raised


Hip Hop, get better soon.

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