Mike Turner Meets the Wu: December 18th, 2010

So people are quick to say that Wu-Tang is irrelevant. Oh yeah? Well fuck you. Well I have a history with one of these dudes and if you know me, you know who, but I will not run down the history. So last night in the cold, I became a fan for a minute. You see, with this dude, me and him have always been cool where I do not even talk music with him. I talk to him like a normal ass dude and vice versa. So I seen dude over...

This Thing Called Patience

It's been a hectic year for your boy, Mike Turner. Not really, but really. I'm so ready to get back on my feet and I mean in a good way. If you have been checking out the Durty Truth, the funniest show on the net, you may know what I'm taking about. Dealing with my kid's mom, work, fake ass niggas and bitches. I know it can only get better. And trust me, it is getting there. A few days ago, I got my finger prints for this government job. (Ah, can you say set for life?) So I am waiting by the phone and checking my e-mail on...

Just Can't Stay Away

The words you are about to read are my thoughts and my thoughts alone. If you don't like it, there's a big ass X on the top right of your screen or on the left if you are using a Mac.Lil' Wayne just got out of jail, T.I. just went back to jail (Dumb ass) and Gucci Maine, depending where you are reading is either in jail or out of jail. Now let's state the obvious, I have been said that rappers, not emcees, but rappers...

And This Is What You Want? (For the Women. I Think.)

Pictures tell a lot. And I mean a lot. For some reason, women are in love with men who like to walk around, dressing like women. Some of these men are rocking blouses, walk around with pocketbooks, rocking scarves in the summer. WHAT THE FUCK!!!! Is this is what is going on? How can I, a straight dressing man, make it into the Hollywood scene without be seen strange? Because apparently, if I dress how I dress, I'mma...

I Think I Found My Counter Part

People who know me will call me an ignorant person. I don't call it being ignorant, I call it being honest and how I see it. So what if I come across harsh and rude. Would you rather me lie? What you get on the Durty Truth radio show is how you will get me in person. Piss me off that is.Anybody who knows me will tell you I am into hip hop HARD!!! Real hard. I follow that and I also follow the bull shit that I see in the media as well. Shit, I have to have something to talk about in my free time. But the other day while browsing...

I Love You

Abuse is not and will not ever be cool. I'm writing this because a close female friend of mines is going through some things that I want to touch up on and I just want to inform women to leave once it happens. Not when it happens again, but right away.Now there are two types of abuse I have heard in my life, physical and verbal. Coming up, I use to witness physical abuse in my house a lot. I had seen it so much, it was a common thing. I never got use to it, but I knew what I was seeing was not right at all. I was too young to...

A Whole Lot of Bitching Going On (The Sports Edition)

Last night around 10 something at night, I got some bad news. And I mean very bad news. vs with looking on. Ain't that a bitch! Now, I would think people know I am a huge boxing fan and if you listen to the very 1st full episode of the Durty Truth in January. Yes, January http://www.blogtalkradio.com/durtytruth/2010/01/14/the-durty-truth, you will know I am a boxing fan. Back in January, there was talk about Mayweather...

How Can I?

My boy Dame, aka, Ill Aim wrote this article a few days ago.http://randomill.wordpress.com/Check it out if you can and support good reading. But on my way home today, I actually listened to Rick Ross' CD, Teflon Don and I must admit, I was impressed. Was it the beats? Was it the C.O's lyrics? Who knows. But I can honestly say that after listening to the CD, I would listen to it again and would put some of his songs on a mix if I make one. Now all my long time friends will say, "What the fuck, Turner!" Trust me, Dame himself...

The Durty Truth

As you people know, I am apart of a radio gig every Wednesday night and our show is the realest shit out there that you might hear. Not even might hear, will hear. But we have been doing the show for close to five or six months now. We have a hell of a cast with our own personality. We have Lex Luther http://www.redlightsextion.blogspot.com/, we have our Durty Truth Ladies, Tickles and Quit Playin' http://www.dtladiesroom.blogspot.com/?zx=ce91e6e7a333e62 and my brother in arms, Most Wanted. http://dtmostwanted.blogspot.com/?zx=b41f1b8a0d607d23...

The New Turner Continues.....

It's been a few days since I last wrote. (I will try to write more often than take these breaks I have been doing.) But I am actually feeling a lot better. I have family here and have been talking to the person who I was talking about left out of my life. Well for anybody who doesn't know who I am talking about, tough. If you know me, follow the Durty Truth every Wednesday night at 10 PM (Plugging the show), then you may know what I'm talking about. But my agenda now is what if I do let this person back in my life. I have family...

New Turner

The past weeks days have been hectic for Mr. Turner. A reality check has hit me right in the face. First of all, let me tell you, love your family and make sure you let them know that. Yesterday, I almost watched a relative die right in front of me. I actually think he was dead for two minutes. Eyes rolled in the back of his head, not breathing. I have no problem that I actually cried yesterday. But I am happy to say that he is doing fine now and the Lord wasn't ready to take him.I also learned over these few days that sometimes...

My Thoughts and Beliefs

The other night, I had a dream that made me realize how much I love my life, the people around me, and my family. People who know me know I'm more intelligent than I may act and I really do have a heart. But hey, I show it when I have to. Now before I tell you about the dream, let me first tell you I am not the most political person in the world. Somethings, I just don't give a damn about. But somethings, I do take to heart. With that being said, let me tell you about the dream and what the dream meant to me. The dream was about...

What the Hell?

KFC, you have really done it.A fucking hamburger made out of chicken? I'm not a health nut and am not going to get into the calories thing, but c'mon now. What kind of gross, nasty shit is this? Who the hell came up with the brilliant idea of, "Let's get rid of the bread and slap some cheese and bacon between two pieces of chicken. Now that I think about it, who eats bacon and cheese with their chicken to begin with?...

Some Think I'm Crazy!

In the dictionary, Bipolar disorder means an affective disorder characterized by periods of mania alternating with periods of depression, usually interspersed with relatively long intervals of normal mood.I'm starting to think a majority of women suffer from this disease. Some women will say they have emotional problems. Most men will beg to differ. Or maybe it seems like I choose women in my life who have this disease.Let me tell you a little something about Mike Turner. Mr. Turner is the same way 24/7. He likes to laugh, joke...

Back to Where I Belong

I'm sorry for the long delay, but I had to get a few things straightened out. Even though even thing isn't taken care of, I gotta get back on with the show. Well I hope by now some of you know me from the radio show, The Durty Truth. If not, fuck you, check the show out every Wednesday night at 10. So what's going on with me you may ask? Well, starting in a few weeks, Mr. Turner is headed back to school. Yep, gotta get this degree. Mr. Turner and his peoples is trying to get it popping. Some times wish I would have got my degree...

What More Can I Say?

Been trying to tell y'all this bird can't si...

Waiting For February 23rd!

I got some great news yesterday. My homeboy, T.Fox's album, The Great Junction, will be coming out February 23. You hear me. FEBRUARY 23RD!. Be there or be a square, square!T. Fox & Mike Turn...

Real (Real)ity

Reality television is a trip. Especially when it comes to famous people. Now a days, famous people are allowing the cameras to “quote, quote” come into their house and film their life. Is it me or does all the shit seemed scripted? I can only go on with what I see because I don’t watch the bull shit such as Ray-J or duck sounding Fantasia. I couldn’t watch the crack head couple of the decade, Whitney Houston and Bobby...

I'm on my Facebook Shit!

I’m like all the others, Facebook is becoming addicting to me. No, I don’t have hundreds of friends and no, I’m not on there trying to get some pussy. It’s just cool to see what people I haven’t heard from or seen in years are up to. It’s also funny seeing how some people are just as damn corny as they were years ago. Now I then done a major change since high school and middle school. I then gained weight like a mutha fucka and I gained confident. Cause see, back then, I was bony and didn’t have the confidence and as cocky as...

We Want That Number One Spot!

The Durty Truth Show is the 16th most popular show out of 69 relationship shows on blog talk radio.... not a bad start for only having 1 show so far. Thanks for the support from the listeners & callers keep tuning in its only going 2 get better!!!! I'm aiming 4 that #1 spot - Lex...http://durtytruth.blogspot.c...

These Are My Heroes

First of all, a big fat fuck you to MTV. This morning, I learned that another one of my musical icons had passed away, Teddy Pendergrass. It was all over the internet and news and I think he got the press he deserved. But I noticed MTV hasn't said shit about his death. So fuck MTV. That station isn't really for black people anyways.It seems like every year, the people who I listened to coming up as a child, the same...

40 Million and You Don't Want to Fight?

I'm pissed. PISSED! I'm a big boxing fan. Real big. But not as big as this one dude I know who all he talks about is boxing. But I'm a big boxing fan. And as a fan, I was waiting for March 13th, 2010 for a fight that everybody has been wanting to see: Floyd "Money" Mayweather vs Manny Pacquiao. Boy, niggas was pressed to watch this shit. I know I was. Two of the biggest stars right now were about to get it on in the...

Beat the Black Into Her

I think it's obvious that I think Rihanna is talentless. The bitch can't sing. Regardless how you look at it, the girl can not hit a note even if her life depended on it. I don't see what the big hype is about this bird to begin with. She looks like a mosquito. But I can say this. Chris Brown beating her ass is what got black people to accept her ass. Think about it. And I want you to be real with me. When you think...

New Radio Show: The Dirty Truth

Wednesday, January 13th will be the first taping off me and a couple of my partners radio show. Stay tun...

Dear Hip Hop

Yo Hip Hop, Thanks again for not living up to your potential this year. Another shitty year (That's about 9 and counting) and I'm continuing to see that things may never get better. The south is still running shit and I'm not even talking about the good south. You still have these gold fronts, non-lyrics, dope feen looking monsters trying to rap. And what gets me is people have finally accepted this foolishness....