And This Is What You Want? (For the Women. I Think.)

Pictures tell a lot. And I mean a lot. For some reason, women are in love with men who like to walk around, dressing like women. Some of these men are rocking blouses, walk around with pocketbooks, rocking scarves in the summer. WHAT THE FUCK!!!! Is this is what is going on? How can I, a straight dressing man, make it into the Hollywood scene without be seen strange? Because apparently, if I dress how I dress, I'mma be considered an outkast. Now let me break down each one of these picture and you tell me if I am wrong for thinking "Normal." Because if this is normal, I'm damn near slow.


Chris Brown: Is it summer or winter? Are you hot or cold. And then this nigga has his pants rolled up in a fucking cuff. What straight man walks around dressed like this? I understand fashion, but if this is the case, I will never in my damn life need a fashion coordinator. Never!



Usher: This mutha fucka looks like Janet Jackson from her "Rhythm Nation" days. Is that a silk blouse this nigga has on? Not only that, this bitch is rocking glasses only a woman should wear. I'm sorry, but men are not suppose to wear big ass glasses.


Ne-Yo: There were plenty of pictures floating around on this fruit cake, but this one right here says enough in itself. The way the nigga is structuring his mouth alone is enough to check his manhood.


Puff Daddy: A kilt? Really. A kilt? Back in 97, Wendy Williams and a lot of people were questioning this dude's sexuality, but shit like this confirms it. And the nigga has bitch boots on.


Drake: A damn denim jacket? They have plenty of other pictures going around with this dudes lips perched for a kiss, but if I can, I will post a video of his infatuation with Lil' Wayne where he damn near bust a nut and rubs his nipples.


Kanye West: This nigga right here has had TOO many moments where he was acting like a bitch, doing woman shit. The picture alone damn near confirms it. Shit, do I have to say look at the dudes in his entourage? Do I have to say look at the man bags, the hot ass red coat, the tight pants? C'mon now. Did you believe him going with that bald headed white girl was for real? And then get this. Out of all the women who could have put a front on for, he gets a chick with no hair. NONE!

VH'1's coons: These fruit cakes don't need no explanation. The picture tell enough.

Okay. I'm done judging dudes and the shit they wear. But like I have said, on here and on the Durty Truth, some shit has to change. Too much bull shit is going on and straight men ain't getting enough credit because they dress like men. Now I am sorry if I am not into fashion. But if this is fashion, call me straight. What woman wants to be with a man that they have to worry about this dude wearing her clothes. I'm sorry. But you will not catch me in nothing I wouldn't wear when I didn't have money. Even though we are in a different generation, this shit above me has to stop. Too much fruity shit going on that people call fashion. So am I wrong for wearing clothes my size?