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Been trying to tell y'all this bird can't sing.
Thursday, January 21, 2010
Wednesday, January 20, 2010
Tuesday, January 19, 2010
Real (Real)ity
Reality television is a trip. Especially when it comes to famous people. Now a days, famous people are allowing the cameras to “quote, quote” come into their house and film their life. Is it me or does all the shit seemed scripted? I can only go on with what I see because I don’t watch the bull shit such as Ray-J or duck sounding Fantasia. I couldn’t watch the crack head couple of the decade, Whitney Houston and Bobby Brown and I was never a fan of Run D.M.C. Salt ‘N’ Pepa been past their prime, but Flavor Flav? Well I guess that was my guilty pleasure right there. But for the other shows, I have never seen a full episode of any of them but I have skimmed through some of them.
Let me start with the obvious, these shows are not real. Let’s take Flavor Flav and Ray-J for instance. These niggas are rich. Why must they go on tv and make a complete ass out of themselves? I’ll take Flavor Flav for a minute. Even as black and ugly and crackish as he looks, even this clown doesn’t have to go on tv to get a woman. C’mon now. 20 bitches fighting for a piece of shit that puts clothes on? Flavor Flav, not Chuck D. And as much as I sat back and laughed my ass off at this fool, I know it couldn’t be real. Half these birds didn’t even know who the hell he was. And what the fuck is up with all these reality dating shows making these dumb ass girls doing events and shit just to win a date? How fucking dumb is this? Now let’s move to Ray-J for one quick moment. One quick one because this dude is corny as fuck. Him and all his cronies sound and look like a bunch of faggots. “She smashed the homies.” Who the fuck says that! Really? Who says that shit? That’s it on him.
So you’re trying to tell me you need a second and third season to find love?
I was skipping through the channels today and saw that now, Fantasia has a show on VH-1. (Warning: VH-1 is where you go when your career is over and you want to get exploited as some NIGGAS!) So I’m looking at this shit and I see that Fantasia has damn near her entire family living with her and her (TROUBLED) brother lives in the outhouse or some shit. Big auntie goes to speak to him about him shaping up and as the camera rolls, he show how much of an ignorant nigga he is on tv.
Why God, why? Why do you subject black people to make a fool out of themselves on tv? You had Whitney walking around doped up (I did watch a few episodes of this), you got Michael’s brothers making money off of his death. Because honestly, who gave a fuck about the other four brothers? You got Run and Snoop trying to act like the Cosby show. Now how come they never showed Snoop rolling a joint and getting high? If you want a real reality show, hide the camera’s and don’t tell the people your filming them. That’s when you’re going to see real life.
Keyshia Cole’s reality show is real. Her mom is the only thing I have to say. But since they act too much like fools, I couldn’t even watch that show.
Monica’s career is over, Pepa’s career is over. Who else has a show coming out? I guarantee that Chris Brown will have a show soon. But these two clowns right here is the reason why I say these shows are scripted.
If these faggots can make you believe that they can get women, I guess anybody can get a show.
Let me start with the obvious, these shows are not real. Let’s take Flavor Flav and Ray-J for instance. These niggas are rich. Why must they go on tv and make a complete ass out of themselves? I’ll take Flavor Flav for a minute. Even as black and ugly and crackish as he looks, even this clown doesn’t have to go on tv to get a woman. C’mon now. 20 bitches fighting for a piece of shit that puts clothes on? Flavor Flav, not Chuck D. And as much as I sat back and laughed my ass off at this fool, I know it couldn’t be real. Half these birds didn’t even know who the hell he was. And what the fuck is up with all these reality dating shows making these dumb ass girls doing events and shit just to win a date? How fucking dumb is this? Now let’s move to Ray-J for one quick moment. One quick one because this dude is corny as fuck. Him and all his cronies sound and look like a bunch of faggots. “She smashed the homies.” Who the fuck says that! Really? Who says that shit? That’s it on him.
So you’re trying to tell me you need a second and third season to find love?
I was skipping through the channels today and saw that now, Fantasia has a show on VH-1. (Warning: VH-1 is where you go when your career is over and you want to get exploited as some NIGGAS!) So I’m looking at this shit and I see that Fantasia has damn near her entire family living with her and her (TROUBLED) brother lives in the outhouse or some shit. Big auntie goes to speak to him about him shaping up and as the camera rolls, he show how much of an ignorant nigga he is on tv.
Why God, why? Why do you subject black people to make a fool out of themselves on tv? You had Whitney walking around doped up (I did watch a few episodes of this), you got Michael’s brothers making money off of his death. Because honestly, who gave a fuck about the other four brothers? You got Run and Snoop trying to act like the Cosby show. Now how come they never showed Snoop rolling a joint and getting high? If you want a real reality show, hide the camera’s and don’t tell the people your filming them. That’s when you’re going to see real life.
Keyshia Cole’s reality show is real. Her mom is the only thing I have to say. But since they act too much like fools, I couldn’t even watch that show.
Monica’s career is over, Pepa’s career is over. Who else has a show coming out? I guarantee that Chris Brown will have a show soon. But these two clowns right here is the reason why I say these shows are scripted.
If these faggots can make you believe that they can get women, I guess anybody can get a show.
Monday, January 18, 2010
I'm on my Facebook Shit!
I’m like all the others, Facebook is becoming addicting to me. No, I don’t have hundreds of friends and no, I’m not on there trying to get some pussy. It’s just cool to see what people I haven’t heard from or seen in years are up to. It’s also funny seeing how some people are just as damn corny as they were years ago.
Now I then done a major change since high school and middle school. I then gained weight like a mutha fucka and I gained confident. Cause see, back then, I was bony and didn’t have the confidence and as cocky as I am now. Cause nigga, I am the shit and any bitch that says I ain’t might be a dike! Come fuck with me. But you know what’s funny? Some of the dudes and girls that thought they were the shit actually look like shit. Got damn! Funny how time flies. Some of the same girls I wanted to slide meat up in then ate a bunch of meat, with potatoes, corn, bread, all that shit. And the dudes? I don’t judge no men or no shit like that, but I guess I got the last laugh for all the niggas who use to fuck with me. Because some of you niggas look through. A few fat fucks, a few dope feens here and there.
I notice how some people who are on Facebook have thousands of friends. Now I understand if you’re famous and you have fans, but just because I say hi to you doesn’t mean we cool. Just because your boy friend or girl friend is cool with me does not mean we have to be cool. I had a chick who wanted me to add her just because we had two mutual friends, one being her man. Get the hell out of here! If I don’t really know you and you’re not cool with any of my family members, I’m not going to add you just so you can get your number count up. Get the hell out of here. Everybody on my page is people I know personally. People I then either hung around, talked to, family member, tapped, etc. You get the point?
I sometimes laugh at the shit I see on Facebook. I’m a fan of this and I’m a fan that. If you want to become a fan, BECOME OF FAN OF THE DURTY TRUTH! And don’t just be a fan, listen to the damn show. I wish I would be a fan of something that I really don’t support. I’m a fan of Crabs, Hip Hop, my fam, and that’s it. I support my boy, T. Fox. I support this girl group out of Cali called Double Up. I support people I know!
To you cornballs who post all that dumb, gay shit, cut it out. For you people who aren’t funny in person, but try to be funny over the computer, quit. To all you people who make yourself out to be something you’re not, people know the truth. I’m Turner, have been Turner since my birth. Be yourself. Don’t let this Facebook shit fool you. Shout outs to my Durty Truth Family, Mr. Lex, Tiff, Most Wanted, Mo, and Pezzy. Support the show every Wednesday at 10 P.M.
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Now I then done a major change since high school and middle school. I then gained weight like a mutha fucka and I gained confident. Cause see, back then, I was bony and didn’t have the confidence and as cocky as I am now. Cause nigga, I am the shit and any bitch that says I ain’t might be a dike! Come fuck with me. But you know what’s funny? Some of the dudes and girls that thought they were the shit actually look like shit. Got damn! Funny how time flies. Some of the same girls I wanted to slide meat up in then ate a bunch of meat, with potatoes, corn, bread, all that shit. And the dudes? I don’t judge no men or no shit like that, but I guess I got the last laugh for all the niggas who use to fuck with me. Because some of you niggas look through. A few fat fucks, a few dope feens here and there.
I notice how some people who are on Facebook have thousands of friends. Now I understand if you’re famous and you have fans, but just because I say hi to you doesn’t mean we cool. Just because your boy friend or girl friend is cool with me does not mean we have to be cool. I had a chick who wanted me to add her just because we had two mutual friends, one being her man. Get the hell out of here! If I don’t really know you and you’re not cool with any of my family members, I’m not going to add you just so you can get your number count up. Get the hell out of here. Everybody on my page is people I know personally. People I then either hung around, talked to, family member, tapped, etc. You get the point?
I sometimes laugh at the shit I see on Facebook. I’m a fan of this and I’m a fan that. If you want to become a fan, BECOME OF FAN OF THE DURTY TRUTH! And don’t just be a fan, listen to the damn show. I wish I would be a fan of something that I really don’t support. I’m a fan of Crabs, Hip Hop, my fam, and that’s it. I support my boy, T. Fox. I support this girl group out of Cali called Double Up. I support people I know!
To you cornballs who post all that dumb, gay shit, cut it out. For you people who aren’t funny in person, but try to be funny over the computer, quit. To all you people who make yourself out to be something you’re not, people know the truth. I’m Turner, have been Turner since my birth. Be yourself. Don’t let this Facebook shit fool you. Shout outs to my Durty Truth Family, Mr. Lex, Tiff, Most Wanted, Mo, and Pezzy. Support the show every Wednesday at 10 P.M.
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Saturday, January 16, 2010
We Want That Number One Spot!
The Durty Truth Show is the 16th most popular show out of 69 relationship shows on blog talk radio.... not a bad start for only having 1 show so far. Thanks for the support from the listeners & callers keep tuning in its only going 2 get better!!!! I'm aiming 4 that #1 spot - Lex...
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Thursday, January 14, 2010
These Are My Heroes
First of all, a big fat fuck you to MTV. This morning, I learned that another one of my musical icons had passed away, Teddy Pendergrass. It was all over the internet and news and I think he got the press he deserved. But I noticed MTV hasn't said shit about his death. So fuck MTV. That station isn't really for black people anyways.
It seems like every year, the people who I listened to coming up as a child, the same people my parents was probably fucking to, has passed away. Cause see, I was a Teddy Pendergrass and so many other of these legends when I was younger. Now I know the music I listened to was from the past, but that was classic music. I was a Teddy fan, plus a Harold Melvin & the Blue Notes fan. A lot of people need to know their history on the men and women.
Barry White, Isaac Hayes, Luther Vandross, Curtis Mayfield, James Brown, Marvin Gaye, Rick, James, Michael Jackson Ray Charles, etc. I'm a big fan of the 60's and 70's. I think music may run in my blood. And it really does bother me that certain artist don't get the shine that other artist get. Now I understand why Michael Jackson got the praise that he got. Regardless if you like him or not, there will never be another artist like him. But got damn it, if Prince don't get close to the same appreciation, something ain't right. He probably won't though since he was considered nasty. But him and the others I mentioned above made classic love music. I'd rather listen to these artist, plus the likes of the Isley Brothers, Minnie Ripperton, Smokey Robinson, Aretha Franklin, Stevie Wonder, L.T.D, etc. then the bullshit they have out now. (Trey Songs, Rhianna, Ciara, Pretty fucking Ricky) Soul music is slowly disappearing. Not too many artist have soul anymore. Anytime I hear about a legend dying, more soul leaves with their soul. Rest in peace, Teddy P. Your legacy will live on, regardless if MTV gives you your dues.
March 26, 1950 – January 13, 2010
It seems like every year, the people who I listened to coming up as a child, the same people my parents was probably fucking to, has passed away. Cause see, I was a Teddy Pendergrass and so many other of these legends when I was younger. Now I know the music I listened to was from the past, but that was classic music. I was a Teddy fan, plus a Harold Melvin & the Blue Notes fan. A lot of people need to know their history on the men and women.
Barry White, Isaac Hayes, Luther Vandross, Curtis Mayfield, James Brown, Marvin Gaye, Rick, James, Michael Jackson Ray Charles, etc. I'm a big fan of the 60's and 70's. I think music may run in my blood. And it really does bother me that certain artist don't get the shine that other artist get. Now I understand why Michael Jackson got the praise that he got. Regardless if you like him or not, there will never be another artist like him. But got damn it, if Prince don't get close to the same appreciation, something ain't right. He probably won't though since he was considered nasty. But him and the others I mentioned above made classic love music. I'd rather listen to these artist, plus the likes of the Isley Brothers, Minnie Ripperton, Smokey Robinson, Aretha Franklin, Stevie Wonder, L.T.D, etc. then the bullshit they have out now. (Trey Songs, Rhianna, Ciara, Pretty fucking Ricky) Soul music is slowly disappearing. Not too many artist have soul anymore. Anytime I hear about a legend dying, more soul leaves with their soul. Rest in peace, Teddy P. Your legacy will live on, regardless if MTV gives you your dues.
March 26, 1950 – January 13, 2010
Tuesday, January 12, 2010
40 Million and You Don't Want to Fight?
I'm pissed. PISSED! I'm a big boxing fan. Real big. But not as big as this one dude I know who all he talks about is boxing. But I'm a big boxing fan. And as a fan, I was waiting for March 13th, 2010 for a fight that everybody has been wanting to see: Floyd "Money" Mayweather 
vs Manny Pacquiao
. Boy, niggas was pressed to watch this shit. I know I was. Two of the biggest stars right now were about to get it on in the ring. And then, shit falls apart. Ain't that a bitch! All because one, Mayweather for some reason wants Pacquiao to take certain test and two, Pac doesn't want to take the test. Now I'm going to look at it at both man's point of view. Did I mention that theses men will make up to 20 million dollars guaranteed money? So with that being said, man, fuck their sides. Because honestly, for that amount of money, there shouldn't be any bitching or complaining about anything. For 20 million dollars, you can put a swab up my ass to see if I'm taken anything abnormal. Shit, when you go get a check up pass the age of thirty, you're going to get that treatment for less than one hundred dollars. Why not be filthy rich for a treatment most men are going to get anyways. Pacquiao, needles? Needles? Are you kidding me. All them damn tattoos and you want to complain about needles? Mayweather, 40-0 and you never asked for this kind of test for any other man, but now you want to? Now in some weighs, I agree with Mayweather because the heavier you get, you're not going to be the same fighter you were when you fought at a smaller weight class. For the people who aren't familiar with Manny, homeboy started out fighting at 108 and is now fighting and beating the shit out of 140 pound fighters. But for 20 million, I'll take my chances and fight. If he gets caught cheating, it will come out eventually. Look at Mark McGuire. He didn't even get caught, but told on himself like this was the Cosby Show. So now that the fight is called off, Manny will be fighting Joshua Clottey. And you know how much Clottey is making? Probably 2 million dollars. and do you think he's complaining or wanting homeboy to take test? Fuck no. He just wants that money to fight up to 36 minutes or less. I can lost for 20 million. I understand nobody wants to lose, but for 20 mil, I don't think my pride will be that bad, especially if I think I can win. So to Mayweather and Pacquiao, fuck the two of you for messing this fight up. Pac, I hope and got money on Clottey to beat your ass. I would definitely be more scared than a big foreheaded African than some damn needles.(But I'm a Clottey fan, so kill that raciest shit.)
vs Manny Pacquiao. Boy, niggas was pressed to watch this shit. I know I was. Two of the biggest stars right now were about to get it on in the ring. And then, shit falls apart. Ain't that a bitch! All because one, Mayweather for some reason wants Pacquiao to take certain test and two, Pac doesn't want to take the test. Now I'm going to look at it at both man's point of view. Did I mention that theses men will make up to 20 million dollars guaranteed money? So with that being said, man, fuck their sides. Because honestly, for that amount of money, there shouldn't be any bitching or complaining about anything. For 20 million dollars, you can put a swab up my ass to see if I'm taken anything abnormal. Shit, when you go get a check up pass the age of thirty, you're going to get that treatment for less than one hundred dollars. Why not be filthy rich for a treatment most men are going to get anyways. Pacquiao, needles? Needles? Are you kidding me. All them damn tattoos and you want to complain about needles? Mayweather, 40-0 and you never asked for this kind of test for any other man, but now you want to? Now in some weighs, I agree with Mayweather because the heavier you get, you're not going to be the same fighter you were when you fought at a smaller weight class. For the people who aren't familiar with Manny, homeboy started out fighting at 108 and is now fighting and beating the shit out of 140 pound fighters. But for 20 million, I'll take my chances and fight. If he gets caught cheating, it will come out eventually. Look at Mark McGuire. He didn't even get caught, but told on himself like this was the Cosby Show. So now that the fight is called off, Manny will be fighting Joshua Clottey. And you know how much Clottey is making? Probably 2 million dollars. and do you think he's complaining or wanting homeboy to take test? Fuck no. He just wants that money to fight up to 36 minutes or less. I can lost for 20 million. I understand nobody wants to lose, but for 20 mil, I don't think my pride will be that bad, especially if I think I can win. So to Mayweather and Pacquiao, fuck the two of you for messing this fight up. Pac, I hope and got money on Clottey to beat your ass. I would definitely be more scared than a big foreheaded African than some damn needles.(But I'm a Clottey fan, so kill that raciest shit.)Wednesday, January 6, 2010
Beat the Black Into Her
I think it's obvious that I think Rihanna is talentless. The bitch can't sing. Regardless how you look at it, the girl can not hit a note even if her life depended on it. I don't see what the big hype is about this bird to begin with. She looks like a mosquito.
But I can say this. Chris Brown beating her ass is what got black people to accept her ass. Think about it. And I want you to be real with me. When you think of this girl, you think of a pop artist. She's nowhere on Mary's level, nowhere on Beyonce's level, nowhere on Alicia's level. Shit, she can't even hold a note to Ciara and Lord knows she can't sing. But ever since this beating Chris gave her, black people are finally accepting this girl. For some reason, Jay-Z is co-signing this chick. I personally think it's because she's high yellow. Because I know he really don't think this girl can since after hearing his wife. Everywhere you look, you see this girl. Since the beating, she's been acting like a straight up trick. Watch the Jay-Z video with her and gay ass Kanye. Because Pon De Replay wasn't doing or looking like this shit.
Ask yourself, did you really like Umbrella? Or was it because Jay-Z was in it? Or was it because it was catchy?
Now Chris, I have to ask you, why? Why did you beat the popularity into her? True indeed, she might have been getting popular on her own due to that shit she did with T.I, but you put this girl on the map. And I'm sick of seeing this bitch. Honestly. And while I'm at it, take them silly ass glasses off!
But I blame your punk, yellow ass on her who assistance now. You may not have a career anymore, but you have let this butt naked hoe loose and people are tired of hearing her voice and seeing her face. If she had an ounce of talent, I wouldn't trip. But since she has no talent and I still haven't found one song of this girls to like, you are at fault. But hey, you did kill your career, so I guess I can live with that.
But I can say this. Chris Brown beating her ass is what got black people to accept her ass. Think about it. And I want you to be real with me. When you think of this girl, you think of a pop artist. She's nowhere on Mary's level, nowhere on Beyonce's level, nowhere on Alicia's level. Shit, she can't even hold a note to Ciara and Lord knows she can't sing. But ever since this beating Chris gave her, black people are finally accepting this girl. For some reason, Jay-Z is co-signing this chick. I personally think it's because she's high yellow. Because I know he really don't think this girl can since after hearing his wife. Everywhere you look, you see this girl. Since the beating, she's been acting like a straight up trick. Watch the Jay-Z video with her and gay ass Kanye. Because Pon De Replay wasn't doing or looking like this shit.
Ask yourself, did you really like Umbrella? Or was it because Jay-Z was in it? Or was it because it was catchy?
Now Chris, I have to ask you, why? Why did you beat the popularity into her? True indeed, she might have been getting popular on her own due to that shit she did with T.I, but you put this girl on the map. And I'm sick of seeing this bitch. Honestly. And while I'm at it, take them silly ass glasses off!
But I blame your punk, yellow ass on her who assistance now. You may not have a career anymore, but you have let this butt naked hoe loose and people are tired of hearing her voice and seeing her face. If she had an ounce of talent, I wouldn't trip. But since she has no talent and I still haven't found one song of this girls to like, you are at fault. But hey, you did kill your career, so I guess I can live with that.
Sunday, January 3, 2010
New Radio Show: The Dirty Truth
Wednesday, January 13th will be the first taping off me and a couple of my partners radio show. Stay tuned.
Saturday, January 2, 2010
Dear Hip Hop
Yo Hip Hop,
Thanks again for not living up to your potential this year. Another shitty year (That's about 9 and counting) and I'm continuing to see that things may never get better. The south is still running shit and I'm not even talking about the good south. You still have these gold fronts, non-lyrics, dope feen looking monsters trying to rap. And what gets me is people have finally accepted this foolishness. I'm starting to feel like my parents when disco was coming to an end because I damn sure feel like hip hop is.
Hip hop, even some of the people I use to listen to have falling flat and are trying to keep up with todays market. The whole Auto tune bullshit. People who if they stuck to the script with how they use to rhyme, would still be tolerable to listen to.
(You really can't say much about the guy above me. After the coonery this clown has done over the past few years, what can you expect from Lil' Wayne's father!)
Hip hop, you have grown ass mean walking around in these tight ass pants. You have these men recording everything and putting it on the enternet, (I know it's internet,but its entertainment over the net for you idiots who consume) grown men who have kids and families still talking about busting caps and fighting. I look at it like this, if you have to show a gun 24/7, your knuckle game is suspect. And what the fuck is twitter? People having time to get on the computer and report what their doing on a daily. And then begging people to follow them. If you're rapping, you don't have time to worry about that shit.
Fuck you, hip hop. You have made it okay for bumb ass rappers like Souljha Boy, Gucchi Mane, Jim Jones, Nicki Manaj, Drake, Triple C's, Baby, etc to think they are the shit.
Hip hop, you have had my hopes up for some artist dropping this year only to be disappointed with shit. (Rakim, Busta Rhyme, Jay-Z) You had Maino who came out on a Cormega LP 1st single be "Hi Hater?"
Hip Hop, real emcess with good albums can't catch a break for shit. (Skyzoo, Torae & Marco Polo, A.G & O.C, KRS-One & Buckshot)
So hip hop, I think it may finally time to leave you alone for a little while. I'mma have to listen to the old days when shit was good. Maybe I'm just getting older, some call me a bitter old man. But if my hearing is the same and I can call shit shit because even when you were doing good, you still had a few sucka emcess who I thought was wack. (Hammer, Young MC, Tone Loc)
Hip Hop, I'll admit, you had a few decent albums to come out this year, but your wack shit overcame all that. You need to stop acting like WWF and get back to making some good music.
Sincerely yours,
Mike Turner
P.S: I was watching a documentary on Big Pun the other day and if you fucking rappers can't take a day off to stop acting like rappers and get rid of the doo-rags and chains and shit for a funeral, you need a reality check. Niggas who never had shit is the worst.
My top ten Albums and Weed Coasters of the Year that I (Mike Turner) have heard in no particular order.
Top Ten "Get This Shit Out of Here"
10. Fabulous: Loso's Way
9. Fat Joe: J.O.S.E. 2
8. Queen Latifah: Persona
7. Rakim: Seventh Seal
6. Jadakiss: The Last Kiss
5. Maino: If Tomorrow Comes
4. Jim Jones: Pray IV Reign
3. Busta Rhymes: Back on My Bullshit
2. AZ: Legendary
1. Jay-Z: The Blue Print 3
Top Ten
10. MF Doom: Born Like This
9. Sadat X: Brand New Bein'
8. Marco Polo & Torae: Double Barrell
7. Wu-Tang Clan: Chamber Music
6. Raekwon: Built 4 Cuban Links II
5. Ghostface Killah: Ghostdini: Wizard of Poetry in Emerald City
4. Skyzoo: The Salvation
3. KRS-One & Buckshot: Survival Skills
2. M.O.P: Foundation
1. Cormega: Born and Raised
Hip Hop, get better soon.
Thanks again for not living up to your potential this year. Another shitty year (That's about 9 and counting) and I'm continuing to see that things may never get better. The south is still running shit and I'm not even talking about the good south. You still have these gold fronts, non-lyrics, dope feen looking monsters trying to rap. And what gets me is people have finally accepted this foolishness. I'm starting to feel like my parents when disco was coming to an end because I damn sure feel like hip hop is.
Hip hop, even some of the people I use to listen to have falling flat and are trying to keep up with todays market. The whole Auto tune bullshit. People who if they stuck to the script with how they use to rhyme, would still be tolerable to listen to.
(You really can't say much about the guy above me. After the coonery this clown has done over the past few years, what can you expect from Lil' Wayne's father!)
Hip hop, you have grown ass mean walking around in these tight ass pants. You have these men recording everything and putting it on the enternet, (I know it's internet,but its entertainment over the net for you idiots who consume) grown men who have kids and families still talking about busting caps and fighting. I look at it like this, if you have to show a gun 24/7, your knuckle game is suspect. And what the fuck is twitter? People having time to get on the computer and report what their doing on a daily. And then begging people to follow them. If you're rapping, you don't have time to worry about that shit.
Fuck you, hip hop. You have made it okay for bumb ass rappers like Souljha Boy, Gucchi Mane, Jim Jones, Nicki Manaj, Drake, Triple C's, Baby, etc to think they are the shit.
Hip hop, you have had my hopes up for some artist dropping this year only to be disappointed with shit. (Rakim, Busta Rhyme, Jay-Z) You had Maino who came out on a Cormega LP 1st single be "Hi Hater?"
Hip Hop, real emcess with good albums can't catch a break for shit. (Skyzoo, Torae & Marco Polo, A.G & O.C, KRS-One & Buckshot)
So hip hop, I think it may finally time to leave you alone for a little while. I'mma have to listen to the old days when shit was good. Maybe I'm just getting older, some call me a bitter old man. But if my hearing is the same and I can call shit shit because even when you were doing good, you still had a few sucka emcess who I thought was wack. (Hammer, Young MC, Tone Loc)
Hip Hop, I'll admit, you had a few decent albums to come out this year, but your wack shit overcame all that. You need to stop acting like WWF and get back to making some good music.
Sincerely yours,
Mike Turner
P.S: I was watching a documentary on Big Pun the other day and if you fucking rappers can't take a day off to stop acting like rappers and get rid of the doo-rags and chains and shit for a funeral, you need a reality check. Niggas who never had shit is the worst.
My top ten Albums and Weed Coasters of the Year that I (Mike Turner) have heard in no particular order.
Top Ten "Get This Shit Out of Here"
10. Fabulous: Loso's Way
9. Fat Joe: J.O.S.E. 2
8. Queen Latifah: Persona
7. Rakim: Seventh Seal
6. Jadakiss: The Last Kiss
5. Maino: If Tomorrow Comes
4. Jim Jones: Pray IV Reign
3. Busta Rhymes: Back on My Bullshit
2. AZ: Legendary
1. Jay-Z: The Blue Print 3
Top Ten
10. MF Doom: Born Like This
9. Sadat X: Brand New Bein'
8. Marco Polo & Torae: Double Barrell
7. Wu-Tang Clan: Chamber Music
6. Raekwon: Built 4 Cuban Links II
5. Ghostface Killah: Ghostdini: Wizard of Poetry in Emerald City
4. Skyzoo: The Salvation
3. KRS-One & Buckshot: Survival Skills
2. M.O.P: Foundation
1. Cormega: Born and Raised
Hip Hop, get better soon.
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