Swag?!?!?!?!?

This is your idol. Manhood is changing. Dressing like your woman is now the new thing. Today while I was at work, browsing the Internet like I’m not suppose to be doing, I run into this interview by hip-hop artist, Lord Jamar. He was talking about another fellow rapper by the name of Kanye West and how he has made people think it is acceptable wear kilts, aka, dresses. Let me make this straight, this is not a hip-hop post, but a lot of what I say may be geared towards the hip-hop audience.
I’m in my mid thirties and I wouldn’t dare wear some of the shit I see some men wearing.
 Tight pants.
Big ass belts
Stretch pants
What the fuck? Where the fuck are these man's fathers? My homeboy quoted, "A father's failure." And that's exactly what this shit is. Now in my early 20’s, I did rock two ear rings and have my tongue pierced, but my manhood was never questioned. I use to get poon-tang by the pound, but that’s another story. Also, I never had a man come on to me or even think I swung that way. Even though I don’t have nothing against gay men, that just was never and will never be my thing. But when I did come home with both my ears pierced and my tongue done, my dad went the fuck off. In for real, he should have. Because no father is going to let their son walk around dressed like this. When I was younger, I remember sagging your pants was the thing to do. No, we weren’t showing our ass like they are doing now, but are pants weren’t tight on us like these boys are wearing now. And I remember my father yelling at me, “Pull your got damn pants up. Ni@@as in jail would look at you like sweat meat.” I was young, so I wasn’t trying to hear all that. But back to these man bitches. Now, these young men are wearing jeans that are tight enough that there woman cannot even fit in. I saw another interview today wear another rapper, little Juelz Santana admitted to buying a woman’s belt. What the fuck? That’s what they’re doing in Harlem now? A few years ago, I remember being in the barber shop and they had two kids in there that was on this fashion shit. One of the young boys had on some tight, red pants, a tight shirt, some big ass sneakers with the tongue sticking out and a got damn scarf. A scarf? Now mind you this was the summer time. Not a fucking drop of snow was on the ground. I haven't wore a scarf since I was in elementary school. I don’t even remember what the other cat had on. So anyways, as I’m about to go get my haircut, I accidentally stepped on homeboys foot. Before I got a chance to apologize for scuffing his sneaker, he goes into a panic attack saying, “Oh, someone stepped on my shoe. Someone stepped on my shoe. Oh my goodness!” Now I don’t know if ol’ boy was gay, but I kindly told him, “If you swing, you better make sure it’s a fist.” He looked like he would do all that hand swatting shit. So back to this fashion shit. Things have changed for the worst. What people call swag, I call fag swag because a lot of men are starting to dress feminine like shit. I don’t trip on the pink shirt shit because depending on how you rock it, it can be done. I use to wear pink shirts, but best believe my pants weren’t tight as shit and the color of my pants was not even close to being pink. Since a lot of the stars are wearing this crazy looking shit, from basketball stars to emcees, a lot of the men now of days are following behind their idols. Leggings? For real. My girl wears that. A size 32? I haven't wore that size since I was in high school. A skirt? My daughter looks cute in them. A blouse. A FUCKING BLOUSE!
 
Why God, why? Where were these men's male figures in life. Did they play football or with barbie dolls coming up. My God, how could I go on this long. Why don't I have a Chris Bosh picture on here yet. He's the definition of everything I am talking about. Someone once told me he's not a man's man. I said since he wasn't a man's man, he was border line bitch. Don't believe me?
Men, stop competing with your woman. There's only one man who can get away with wearing heels and that Prince. That mother fucker is 5'2 and has reason. Plus, his track record of women he has ran through is legend. But if your woman, home girl, sister or daughter can wear what you have in mind, put that shit back in the closet. If you want to be a bitch, be a bitch. But don't come out wearing girl shit and claiming you're straight. I don't wear tight clothes because I like my penis to breathe. You people might as well wear thongs, man bitch. And why wear tight ass pants if you are trying to sag them.
Get out that tight out shit and put some men clothes on. Wearing stretch pants on with some timbs. You damn hypocrite. I close you with a few skits. Listen, learn, and man the fuck up.

The 2.5 Million Dollar Question

http://www.blogtalkradio.com/durtytruth/2011/02/24/the-durty-truth-show

So the other night on the radio show (Shout out Durty Truth), I made a comment on how I wouldn't kiss a man for 2.5 million dollars. 2.5? Hell no! Not any amount of money. None at all. I posted a thread on Facebook and people ran with it. I will say the women on their WILL kiss another woman for that amount. Let me say this. There is a big difference and I mean a BIG ASS DIFFERENCE between a woman's lip and a man's. From what I know from kissing women, they have soft lips. Now I don't know how kissing a man is, but I'm pretty sure we have rougher skin than women. And I then said time after time after time, if you kiss a man for money, then you are gay. However you want to look at it. If you do anything that you would with another man that you would with a woman, you are gay, no matter how you look at it. Now I understand it may look sexy for two women to kiss, but still, you are a lesbian whoever you look at it. There is no such thing as kissing the same sex and claiming you are 100% straight. And trust me, I don't knock your hustle, but don't get mad at me because I don't swing that way. I love pussy and I then said that on a number of times on the show and in real life. I said before that I don't like telling secrets to a man because that means my mouth is too close to his neck. I said the only person who is allowed to touch my head besides my son's is my damn barber. Ain't no man on man action coming from these parts. And no, it has nothing to do with being a homophobe. That just ain't me in my personal life or "For 2.5 Million dollar, would you" life. Sorry, I ain't even kissing another nigga on his cheek. Get the fuck out of here! And for you actors, say what you want, but that ain't no acting kissing the same sex. That shit has had to be done before. Talking about, "Cut, we need to do that scene again."

And This Is What You Want? (For the Women. I Think.)

Pictures tell a lot. And I mean a lot. For some reason, women are in love with men who like to walk around, dressing like women. Some of these men are rocking blouses, walk around with pocketbooks, rocking scarves in the summer. WHAT THE FUCK!!!! Is this is what is going on? How can I, a straight dressing man, make it into the Hollywood scene without be seen strange? Because apparently, if I dress how I dress, I'mma be considered an outkast. Now let me break down each one of these picture and you tell me if I am wrong for thinking "Normal." Because if this is normal, I'm damn near slow.


Chris Brown: Is it summer or winter? Are you hot or cold. And then this nigga has his pants rolled up in a fucking cuff. What straight man walks around dressed like this? I understand fashion, but if this is the case, I will never in my damn life need a fashion coordinator. Never!



Usher: This mutha fucka looks like Janet Jackson from her "Rhythm Nation" days. Is that a silk blouse this nigga has on? Not only that, this bitch is rocking glasses only a woman should wear. I'm sorry, but men are not suppose to wear big ass glasses.


Ne-Yo: There were plenty of pictures floating around on this fruit cake, but this one right here says enough in itself. The way the nigga is structuring his mouth alone is enough to check his manhood.


Puff Daddy: A kilt? Really. A kilt? Back in 97, Wendy Williams and a lot of people were questioning this dude's sexuality, but shit like this confirms it. And the nigga has bitch boots on.


Drake: A damn denim jacket? They have plenty of other pictures going around with this dudes lips perched for a kiss, but if I can, I will post a video of his infatuation with Lil' Wayne where he damn near bust a nut and rubs his nipples.


Kanye West: This nigga right here has had TOO many moments where he was acting like a bitch, doing woman shit. The picture alone damn near confirms it. Shit, do I have to say look at the dudes in his entourage? Do I have to say look at the man bags, the hot ass red coat, the tight pants? C'mon now. Did you believe him going with that bald headed white girl was for real? And then get this. Out of all the women who could have put a front on for, he gets a chick with no hair. NONE!

VH'1's coons: These fruit cakes don't need no explanation. The picture tell enough.

Okay. I'm done judging dudes and the shit they wear. But like I have said, on here and on the Durty Truth, some shit has to change. Too much bull shit is going on and straight men ain't getting enough credit because they dress like men. Now I am sorry if I am not into fashion. But if this is fashion, call me straight. What woman wants to be with a man that they have to worry about this dude wearing her clothes. I'm sorry. But you will not catch me in nothing I wouldn't wear when I didn't have money. Even though we are in a different generation, this shit above me has to stop. Too much fruity shit going on that people call fashion. So am I wrong for wearing clothes my size?